salevef.blogg.se - Stand by me narrator voice

While the concept of a dinner party competition show is inherently entertaining, Come Dine with Me wouldn't be what it is if it weren't for narrator Dave Lamb's comedic commentary. The Donnelley twins barfed on each other, and the Women's Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes.From the contestants' objectionable interior design choices to their two-bottles-of-Rioja-deep meltdowns, the show taps into our fascination with people's private lives – their homes, their cooking skills, the strange trinkets they keep in their bedside drawers – and turns it into a delicious competition of horrible paellas and passive aggressive comments. Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits! But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. Principal Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting next to him. Bossman Bob Cormier took one look at Bill Travis and barfed on Principal Wiggins. he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth, and before Bill Travis knew it. A strange and scary sound, like a log truck coming at you at a hundred miles-an-hour.

Gordie: Slowly, a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach.

He pretended he was eating cow-plops, and rat guts in blueberry sauce.

Gordie: Diving into his fifth pie, Lardass began to imagine that he wasn't eating pies.

What he wanted was revenge, and right before he was introduced he'd gotten ready for it.

Gordie: What the audience didn't know was that Lardass wasn't really interested in winning.

Mayor Grundy: You better pace yourself if you wanna hold out, boy.

Donelley Twin, Donelley Twin: Hey, Lardass! Chow down, Wide Load!.

Mayor Grundy: Alright, are you ready? Hands behind your backs, gentlemen! Drum roll!.

Mayor Grundy: Listen, I got ten ridin' on you myself, Billy-boy.

Mayor Grundy: And now, the one you've all been waiting for, the four-time champion, our own, Bill Travis!.

Oh, who gives a fuck anyway? I just wish.

Chris: I just never thought a teacher.

I was the stupid one for even trying to give it back. Anyway, she saw her chance, and she took it. I'm sure she had her eye on that skirt for a long time.

Chris: And do you think that that bitch would have dared try something like that if it had been one of those douchebags from up on the view, if they had taken the money?.

Do you think that anyone would've believed it? So let's just say that I stole the milk money, but Old Lady Simmons stole it back from me.

Gordie: Yeah, yeah! It was brown and it had dots on it.

And maybe the next week, Old Lady Simmons had this new suit on when she came to school.

But I still got a three day vacation because it never showed up.

And maybe I took it to Old Lady Simmons and told her, and the money was all there. But maybe I was sorry and I tried to give it back. Chris: Yeah, I took it! I mean, you knew I took it.No one even asked me if I took the milk money that time. I'm just one of those low-life Chambers kids. Chris: It's what everyone thinks of my family in this town.Gordie: Maybe you could come into the college courses with me.Teddy: I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!.Teddy: You call my dad a loony again, I'll kill you.No wonder you're acting the way you are with a loony for a father. Milo: He's crazier than a shithouse rat.Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy.He took your ear and he put it to a stove and burnt it off. Milo: Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel peckerwood loony's son.Teddy: Yeah? I'd like to see you climb over this fence and get me, fat ass!.Milo: Hey, you! Stop teasing that dog, you hear me! Stop teasing him! Sonny, I'm gonna beat your ass, teasing my dog like that!.Teddy: Ha ha ha! Come on, Choppy! Bite my ass, Choppy! Bite my ass! Bite shit.The Writer: Now he said, "Sic'em, boy!" But what I heard was, "Chopper! Sic balls!".